WHEREVER HE MAY BE
week before Christmas and all through the Club
The party was buzzing with Christmas hub-bub.
The children were neatly tricked out in their clothes,
Their parents trussed nicely in neckties and hose.
The spirits, they soared
(In direct proportion to how much was poured.)
I was on
I forewent the likker.
So I was not tiddley, not nappy, not shikker.
I play the piano. I don't talk too much.
My job is "the mood," the background and such.
the hostess (ahem--My Employer)
Conducting commotionous kids in the foyer.
There's the Santa,"
I said to myself,
When I noticed: this wasn't just any old elf.
were spit-polished! His suit! It was plush!
His cheeks were aglow with a healthy pink flush.
He settled himself in a deep, easy chair...
And amply he filled it! (Well! No pillow there!)
His beard! It was real! It was white, full and fluffy!
It wasn't too long or too short or too scruffy!
keep in mind that I work in the malls,
Department stores, banquet rooms, hotels and halls.
I've seen lots of Santas. In fact, I've seen dozens.
I've seen all his helpers, his uncles, his cousins.
all the sizes,
The fat ones,
The Santas whose beards have slipped off of their chins.
Some in suits far too dingy, a few far too garish,
And some with a girth that's suspiciously squarish.
if it's real, is too sparse or too yellow.
If it's false, it's too curly to be on a fellow.
And then there's the guy, tried to hang from his lip,
His ex-wife's blonde wig. (And, oh boy, did she flip!)
Pinky cheeks daubed with rouge,
Black vinyl spats flapping loose over shoes.
eyes all gone steely from vanquishing dangers
basting in Santa Claus juices.
Cold outdoor Clauses like stiff Santa-mousses.
Their eyes all flash-dazzled,
Their laps all sat flat
And no nerve left un-frazzled.
was GREAT! It was he to a tee!
From the cock of his cap to the child on his knee.
His beard was authentic, his belly, it jello'd.
His laugh was sincere when he ho-ho'd and hello'd.
His glasses had lenses, his twinkle..."skeedinkled".
...His eyes saw you only as Good when they wrinkled.
And the Great Ancient Secret he shared with the fry...
Just then things went blurry-- (a mote in my eye).
The candles went bright,
The fire lept, blazing,
The light was... just right.
The weave was alchemical.
So was Kris Kringle...
say just what...
It was just
No crack and no thunder;
A miniscule moment...
Of genuine wonder...
and chuckled, and thought, "silly me."
Was it him? Was it he? Could it be?
could be, you know! If you gave it some thought!
(...The Old Man himself?...)
and Science dismiss this old saint.
I can't prove that he is.
They can't prove that he ain't!
he DOES take a break and come down
From his shop at the Pole for a tour on the ground?
Just to keep his hand in, stay on top, stay in touch?
Take a breather, a furlough--he don't get out much.
cover is flawless! A perfect disguise!
With so many Santas, now who would get wise?
of posers! Imposters!
It's holiday camouflage!
you are, Kringle! Wear what you wear!
Michael Jackson and Cher can't do that ANYWHERE!
. . .
It was just
It passed without comment.
of these counterfeit Santas in town,
How will you know if the real one sits down?
. . .
It was spring
when I next thought I saw the old elve.
Disguised as a bus driver
On Metros Route Twelve.
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